THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF in town and he's recruited a posse of some very qualified deputies. The Hill Country Tour is a cooperative adventure with lots going on. More Deputies are needed. Let the Sheriff know if you want to be deputized. Richard Sheff is the Direktor and your Sheriff. He's looking for new deputies. Let him know if you can help out during the tour. Tommie Kozlov is your on site Deputy of Events. If you are unhappy about the weather or you need a loan, see her. Wayne Broadhag is the Ride Meister. Enter his "Name Those 'dillos" contest and you could win a prize. Wayne says "Dead" & "Boots" have both been taken. Norma Shechtman is our Hike Meister. The Hill Country has some wonderful hikes and she'll be leading the way. Bob Ruris is the Hooch Meister. He will organize the nightly Wine & Beer Roundup. Our "Boss of Booze" (Bob) says, "Lone Star may the national beer of Texas but California is where real wine comes from." Dick Bird aka "Mirror Man" manages the tour's rider safety program. Be safe; buy the original and best: The "Beerview Mirror." It could save your ass. www.marketingcounsel.com/beerview_mirrors Mikki Anderson is a Holistic Health Practitioner & Licensed Massage Therapist. She'll be available, on site, to ease your pain. Check out her bonafides at www.stressbustersspa.com. Scott Oberle will record all your Texas memories on a professionally produced Texas Hill Country DVD. You can check out his work at htpp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XUYPJLO-0 Call and order yours now 714-894-4970. Kinky Friedman, Every Texan's favorite philosopher opines, "If you're patient and wait long enough, something will happen and it'll usually be something you don't like."